My name's Timothy J. Bergens, I'm 48 years old, I recently got into gaming. I play games like "Candy Crush" and "Clash of Clans" on my xbox 360. I actively do Wii fitness so my body fat percentage is only 3%. I'm looking for new friends to play clash of clans with, cause at the moment my clan is very weak and we're getting pounded at the current clan match. I am very friendly so don't be scared of me, you can talk to me. Just talk to me, don't be afraid to come up to me, I know I give off a stand-off -ish vibe, but that's because I am an alpha male. Thank you for reading this, I hope to make a lot of new friends.

P.S. I'm looking for a girlfriend.

P.P.S Has to have a degree in physics, so she could calculate how much joules she needs to denominate to lift my huge alpha male balls.

xoxoxox, Timothy J. Bergens

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